chicago-based mental health and spiritual wellness services

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Dance & Movement (COMING SOON!)

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Not sure what service you need? Let’s chat!

I offer free 15-minute consultations so you can book with confidence!

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now accepting barters and trades

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now accepting barters and trades ✺


Muted Earth proudly offers bartering as an alternative to scarcity-driven, late-stage capitalism a reminder of the true source of value in this life: your unique gifts and energy.

Interested? Send me a proposal!

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meet the founder

Did you know Muted Earth is a one-woman operation?

I’m Lauren Victoria, founder and sole operator, baby! I wear many hats, but most notably I am a licensed mental health therapist and nonprofit supervisor by day, and a practicing astrologer, movement artist, and, tarot enthusiast by night. I’ve integrated over 10 years of psychological and spiritual tools to offer services that support the wellness of your mind, body, and spirit.

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launching 2026: earthbound insights

Have you been feeling lost, overwhelmed, or confused by circumstances that feel too difficult to manage alone?

Have you been losing relationships or going through life transitions that leave you wondering who you even are anymore?

Are you looking for practical, straight shooter advice from a professional rooted in science and spirituality?

If you answered YES to any of those questions, you are in the right place!

I’m Lauren Victoria and I’m a mental health and wellness professional offering guidance for YOUR life questions and conundrums on my new YouTube series, Earthbound Insights!

  • Feeling irritable and stressed all the time?

    Maybe I’ll review polyvagal theory before checking the condition of fire elements in your natal chart

  • Questioning if it’s time to move abroad?

    I can help you weigh the pros and cons of moving, then check your astrocartography lines to suggest the best places to relocate

  • Craving more purpose and fulfillment in your career?

    Perhaps I’ll pull tarot cards to help narrate the developmental theories of self-actualization

No circumstance is too big or too small, submit your questions today for a chance to be featured!

EARTHBOUND INSIGHTS REQUEST FORM

Submit your questions for a chance to be featured on Muted Earth’s video series!

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📣🧚🏽 So excited to launch bartering options for Muted Earth services! The economy is a literal dumpster fire right now 🗑️🔥, and I believe that "money" (a literal manmade concept, by the way) has become a huge barrier to many wellness se
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on the blog:

  • Astrocartography 101: Navigating Your Cosmic Travel Guide

    Astrocartography uses your birth chart to determine the best locations for your career, relationships, home life, and personal growth...

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  • Astrocartography Lore: Living on the Pluto AC Line

    Pluto is a powerful planet associated with intense transformation, rebirth, and power. In astrocartography readings, it is generally recommended to avoid Pluto lines...

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  • Tarot Therapy: Exploring the Depths of the Psyche

    Beyond its reputation as a divination tool, tarot can be a profound psychological aid in supporting mental health and awareness...

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