chicago-based mental health and spiritual wellness services

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Dance & Movement (COMING SOON!)

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Not sure what service you need? Let’s chat!

I offer free 15-minute consultations so you can book with confidence!

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now accepting barters and trades

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now accepting barters and trades ✺


Muted Earth proudly offers bartering as an alternative to scarcity-driven, late-stage capitalism a reminder of the true source of value in this life: your unique gifts and energy.

Interested? Send me a proposal!

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meet the founder

Did you know Muted Earth is a one-woman operation?

I’m Lauren Victoria, founder and sole operator, baby! I wear many hats, but most notably I am a licensed mental health therapist and nonprofit supervisor by day, and a practicing astrologer, movement artist, and, tarot enthusiast by night. I’ve integrated over 10 years of psychological and spiritual tools to offer services that support the wellness of your mind, body, and spirit.

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launching 2026: earthbound insights

Are you tired of fake wellness gurus offering useless life advice? Are you seeking no-nonsense guidance rooted in science AND spirituality?

Look no further, because I’m happy to bring you Earthbound Insights - a new advice series offering empowering perspectives for life’s many questions and conundrums!

  • Emotions all over the place? Maybe I’ll review nervous system-regulating techniques and check the transits to see where the moon is falling on your chart

  • Feeling indecisive about important life decisions? Perhaps I’ll cover values clarification before pulling a few tarot cards

  • Contemplating uprooting your life to move abroad? I may review ACT techniques and take a look at your astrocartography

No matter what your circumstance, submit your question below for a chance to be featured on Muted Earth’s blog and social media platforms!

grounded, practical advice for life’s beautiful complications

EARTHBOUND INSIGHTS REQUEST FORM

Submit your questions for a chance to be featured on Muted Earth’s blog and social media accounts!

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📣🧚🏽 So excited to launch bartering options for Muted Earth services! The economy is a literal dumpster fire right now 🗑️🔥, and I believe that "money" (a literal manmade concept, by the way) has become a huge barrier to many wellness se
nature is my muse 🥰🌎 shots from my latest walk featurung exceptionally accurate memes by @thelittlebluedood

on the blog:

  • Astrocartography 101: Navigating Your Cosmic Travel Guide

    Astrocartography uses your birth chart to determine the best locations for your career, relationships, home life, and personal growth...

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  • Astrocartography Lore: Living on the Pluto AC Line

    Pluto is a powerful planet associated with intense transformation, rebirth, and power. In astrocartography readings, it is generally recommended to avoid Pluto lines...

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  • Tarot Therapy: Exploring the Depths of the Psyche

    Beyond its reputation as a divination tool, tarot can be a profound psychological aid in supporting mental health and awareness...

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